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rose_in_winter2009-05-05 10:25 am
lassarina) wrote in rose_in_winter2009-05-05 10:25 am
[Legend of Zelda] Reasons
Characters: Link, Zelda
Rating: G
Contains: Crack
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intorporeal
Wordcount: 100
Summary: Zelda's a good choice for a kidnapping victim.
Beta: None
"I don't see why Ganon has to keep on kidnapping you, anyway," Link muttered, kicking a small rock fiercely. "Why can't you come rescue me for once?" The joke fell a little flat.
There were several answers Zelda could make, starting with the fact that she, as the princess, was a symbol of power over Hyrule, continuing on to a variety of lascivious reasons, and ending with the fact that she directly controlled part of the Triforce. But those answers weren't nearly amusing enough. "Because, Link, I look better in chains than you do."
Link could only gape at her.
Rating: G
Contains: Crack
Notes: Written for
intorporealWordcount: 100
Summary: Zelda's a good choice for a kidnapping victim.
Beta: None
"I don't see why Ganon has to keep on kidnapping you, anyway," Link muttered, kicking a small rock fiercely. "Why can't you come rescue me for once?" The joke fell a little flat.
There were several answers Zelda could make, starting with the fact that she, as the princess, was a symbol of power over Hyrule, continuing on to a variety of lascivious reasons, and ending with the fact that she directly controlled part of the Triforce. But those answers weren't nearly amusing enough. "Because, Link, I look better in chains than you do."
Link could only gape at her.